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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 19, 2005.

  1. okie

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    The greatest right in the world is the right to be wrong.

    My "check engine" light came on the other day. I popped the hood, and looked, the engine is STILL there! Silly light...

    I wonder how long I would be on hold if my call WASN'T important to them?

    Sex is the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

    Marriage is nature's way of keeping you from fighting with strangers.

    A cat may have nine lives, but a bullfrog croaks every night.

    Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as a joke.

    When we retire from work and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, our colleagues generally present us with a watch.

    From the time an infant tries to get his toes in his mouth, life is a continual struggle to make both ends meet.