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Discussion in 'Religious Issues' started by OctoberRust, Oct 2, 2012.


  1. OctoberRust

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    Ah! I see you like to quote the bible too.

    Here, let me quote some from the real bible, the bible of Odin!

    "All those who oppose us, we shall crush their skulls in, and drink mead from it!" - Odin

    or do you prefer christian mythology?

    "If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell." Matthew 5:29

    Yes dude! Body mutilation rocks! I'll start cutting some of my body parts off so I can make it into heaven...

    ....Wait, how is that supposed to....... nevermind..... I'll just go with the hot asian chick on the tiger with laser beams off their forehead n stuff. It's a cooler story that doesn't try to encourage me to mutilate myself.

    I still think Odin could beat up Jesus and his father though.

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  2. OctoberRust

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    Race card? No race card here. I find brown girls such as messican, asian, or middle eastern more attractive than others. It's just my preference, and since we're coming up with an imaginary friend for ME that is why that was in my curriculum. If you want an imaginary friend, you can have yours any color or gender you prefer. No harm, no fowl. :cool:



    I like the way you think sir! Good justification of our religion.

    Now..... What should we call it? It needs a name that lets everyone know, we don't take $#^$ from anyone!
     

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  3. Glock36shooter

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    That's funny since so many American Christians think that Jesus... a middle eastern jew looks like this...
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    I have to admit... he's got awesome highlights.
     
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  4. OctoberRust

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    Some are afraid of worshiping humans of different "color".

    I don't see the big deal, I've worshiped plenty of humans, that were of darker shades than my pale ass, that is of course if you count dominatrixes as goddess. I mean, they made me call them "Goddess". :dunno::rofl::supergrin:
     
  5. Glock36shooter

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    Jesus looks like a chick with a beard in that pic. Makes you wonder what type of "Personal Relationship" the artist imagines having with the Christ Character.
     
  6. OctoberRust

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    Jesus does look pretty feminine in that picture.

    I guess the religious folk love a girly-boy? :dunno:

    Me personally, I'll take Odin, or if I'm going to go feminine, give me a hot asian chick that rides tigers with lasers on their foreheads.
     
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    I like this one...
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  8. Woofie

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    You guys are starting to piss Joe Pesci off with your blasphemy.
     
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    You are interpreting the scripture wrong. Joe clearly states that he has a problem with "Blasting Me", not "Blasphemy". He doesn't like people shooting at him.
     
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    You make a compelling argument. I will now change my religious views accordingly.
     
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    I think we just need to make the elephant bigger with poisons tusks, and mount a machine gun on it for her angels to fire, until they get off and go to town with giant swords.
     
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    and she also has a submissive lesbian lover who is somehow related to Abraham.
    granted her submissive is still kick ass.
     
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    You can be saved at my church

    The Church of Immaculate Deception

    For the low low price of 49.95 I gaurantee you a seat at the right hand of God. And if after death you end up anywhere else you get a full refund.

    I also have a special for the month of October. For 19.95 you can purchase indulgences, good for 1 year from date of purchase, go forth and sin with a grin safe in the knowledge that you are forgiven in advance.

    edit to add ; paypal accepted
     
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  14. OctoberRust

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    :wow::wow: What religion is she? I'm converted.... I promise baby, I'll never sin another day in my life! :supergrin:
     
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    would the poison tusks have like, Hemlock for poison? Or?....
     
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    That blood is that of the non sinners. My kind of girl.
     
  17. OctoberRust

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    Well then! I'm a sinner! :rofl::supergrin:
     
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    But, the religious zealots of various faiths, including Christianity, don't really believe in the freedom to define and pursue one's own happiness. Not content to live by their vision of what they believe to be the divine rules of life, they must constantly chide, harangue, condemn and mock those with a different world view. Especially if those others seem to be having more fun.
     
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    It's Red Sonya. She's the goddess of the "Get outta my way or I'll stab ya bunches." Religion.
     
  20. OctoberRust

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    Man, when I get home from work I need to google her. Maybe even take "safe search" off. :supergrin::supergrin::supergrin: