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More Blonde jokes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mastery, Sep 25, 2005.

  1. mastery


    Sep 1, 2005
    I've got hundreds of these, but took out the overly sexual suggestive ones!

    Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
    A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth

    Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything?
    A: Penicillin.

    Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
    A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

    Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
    A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

    Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on
    A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

    Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange
    juice can for 2 hours?
    A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

    Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
    A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

    A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

    Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
    A: Wave to her.

    Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
    A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

    Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
    A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

    Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain
    surgery on a blonde?
    A: "Space. The final frontier......"

    Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
    A: There's white-out on the screen.

    Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
    A: There's writing on the white-out.

    Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
    A: There is a stamp on it.

    Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
    A: They think someone is taking their picture.

    Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
    A: A mental block.

    Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
    A: A wind tunnel

    Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
    A: Pregnant

    Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
    A: Artificial intelligence.