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Moods

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by PatrolMom, Sep 9, 2002.

  1. PatrolMom

    PatrolMom

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    MOODS OF A WOMAN

    An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
    A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
    She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
    But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
    Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
    She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
    She'll win you in rags, enchant you in silk,
    She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
    At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
    She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
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    MOODS OF A MAN

    Horny.
    Hungry.
    ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f
     
  2. Geldor1

    Geldor1 Nunya

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    but we're not always hungry...

    ;) ;) ;)
     

  3. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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    OH
    MOODS OF A MAN

    You forgot about "Confused" and "Just gotta blow-up/burn-down/kill somethin'"
     
  4. mhambi

    mhambi κολασμένος

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    It's funny cause it's true.
     
  5. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Very good p mom;Y ;W
     
  6. Zero_Zulu

    Zero_Zulu Water Defender

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    My girl says she´s starting to love PatrolMom.;a
     
  7. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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