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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 19, 2002.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

    He answers that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

    He answers, "Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, because it's sooooooooooo much cheaper ... so I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she!"
     

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  2. GlocksRock

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    No California

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    LOL ;i ;i
     

  3. AC37

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    SystemicAnomaly

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  4. DesertEagle

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    OH HELL MY HEAD
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    Oh that's just good, man :)
     
  5. Brianna

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    Good? Damn, that's pure EVIL......but tit-for-tat ;N ;N
     
  6. Egyas

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    OMG! If only we could actually USE that line! lol.
     
  7. okie

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    GT Mayor

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