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modern history of germany

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Apr 6, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    >Modern History of Germany
    > > >
    > > >1871 - Bismark founds modern Germany.
    > > >
    > > >1890 - Bismark sacked, warmonger Wilhelm II takes direct
    control.
    > > >
    > > >1914 - Germany starts World War I
    > > >
    > > >1914-1918 - Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
    > > >
    > > >1917 - Germany forces peace loving Americans to enter war.
    > > >
    > > >1918 - Germany loses World War I.
    > > >
    > > >1920's - Germans try democracy.
    > > >
    > > >1933 - Germans reject democracy, allow Hitler to take power.
    > > >
    > > >1939 - Germany starts World War II.
    > > >
    > > >1939-1945 - Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
    > > >
    > > >1941 - Germany forces peace loving Americans to enter war.
    > > >
    > > >1945 - Germany loses World War II.
    > > >
    > > >1946 - Germans whine about lack of food, America gives billions in
    > > food aid
    > > >to feed them.
    > > >
    > > >1947 - Germans whine about crappy economy, America gives billions in
    > > >Marshall Plan aid to rebuild German economy.
    > > >
    > > >1948-1949 - Berlin Airlift: America puts ass on line and risks WW3 to
    > > save a
    > > >few Berliners from Soviet hordes.
    > > >
    > > >1949 - Federal Republic of Germany (West Germany) established.
    > > >
    > > >1950's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet
    > > hordes.
    > > >
    > > >1950's - German 'economic miracle' occurs while America keeps watch
    on
    > >
    > > >Soviet hordes.
    > > >
    > > >1955 - NATO formed to protect West Germany from Soviet hordes.
    > > >
    > > >1960's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet
    > > hordes.
    > > >
    > > >1960's - German students protest war in Vietnam and American civil
    > > rights.
    > > >
    > > >1963 - American President John Kennedy makes "Ich bin ein Berliner"
    > > speech.
    > > >
    > > >1970's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet
    > > hordes.
    > > >
    > > >1970's - Germans form the Marxist terrorist group Red Army Faction
    > > (RAF).
    > > >
    > > >1970's - Leftist German guerrillas burn, loot, and plunder much of
    > > West
    > > >Germany.
    > > >
    > > >1980's - America spends tens of billions to defend West Germany from
    > > Soviet
    > > >hordes.
    > > >
    > > >1980's - German leftists ***** about Pershing II missiles.
    > > >
    > > >1987 - American President Ronald Reagan makes "Mr. Gorbachev, tear
    > > down this
    > > >wall" speech.
    > > >
    > > >1989 - Gorbachev tears down Berlin Wall.
    > > >
    > > >1990 - German Reunification.
    > > >
    > > >1990's - America spends tens of billions to defend Germany from
    > > Islamic
    > > >hordes.
    > > >
    > > >1990's - Germany stands by, as ethnic cleansing occurs in Balkans.
    > > >
    > > >1993 - Germany joins European Union.
    > > >
    > > >1995 - Americans send troops to Bosnia, as Germans watch from the
    > > sidelines.
    > > >
    > > >1997 - Germans finally send troops to Bosnia.
    > > >
    > > >1998 - Hardline, left-of-left socialists come to power under Gerhard
    > > >Schroeder.
    > > >
    > > >1999 - American's lead air war to save Kosovo as Germans watch from
    > > the
    > > >sidelines.
    > > >
    > > >2001 - Schroeder offers solidarity to America after 9/11 attacks.
    > > >
    > > >2002 - Schroeder bashes America to distract voters during election
    > > campaign.
    > > >
    > > >2003 - Germany sees rise in anti-Americanism after several decades of
    > > poor
    > > >treatment from America.
    > > >
    > > >AND YOU THOUGHT THE FRENCH WERE A BUNCH OF UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS