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Missing Maine Wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by area727, Feb 11, 2010.

  1. area727

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    Oct 7, 2009
    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident off the coast of <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Maine</st1:place></st1:State>, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced State Troopers. "We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Troopers.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
    "Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.<o:p></o:p>
    <o:p> </o:p>
    The Troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" <o:p></o:p>
    <o:p> </o:p>
    Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."<o:p></o:p>
    The second Trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay." <o:p></o:p>
    "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" <o:p></o:p>
    The Trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her." <o:p></o:p>
    <o:p> </o:p>
    Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"

    The Trooper answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow.”<o:p></o:p>
  2. AV1911

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    Cali Girl

    Feb 18, 2006
    A.V. California

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