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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 16, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family
    of a weeping wife and their four children.

    Three of the children are tall, good looking and
    athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.

    "Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that
    the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the
    truth before I die, I will forgive you if..."

    The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest,
    absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave
    that you are his father."

    The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her
    breath: "Thank heaven he didn't ask about the other
    three."