Three Italian mothers were attending a football game. Each had a son playing on the same team. At the start of the game, the first boy saw his opportunity, grabbed the ball and running quickly, out-foxed the opposing team, making the first touchdown. His mother, obviously proud of her son, sprang from the bleachers, shouting in her broken Italian accent, "Datsa my boy! I raised him onna da Pet milk. Ain't he-a Peach?" Soon, the second boy received the ball and in a spectacular run down the field, made another goal for the team. Not wanting to be outdone by the first boy's mother, the second boy's mother jumped from her seat, exclaiming, "Datsa my boy! I raised him onna da breast milk. Ain't he-a wonderful?" The third boy hadn't done so well, but finally someone threw him the ball. He fumbled it, then recovered, running in the wrong direction, fell with the ball, ran some more, stumbled again, dropped it once more, recovered it and finally crossed the goal line on the wrong end of the field. The third Italian mother couldn't stand it any longer. Rising from her place in the stands, she shouted, "Datsa my boy! I raised him onna Milk of Magnesia. Ain't he-a the craps?"