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Mildred and Earl

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jun 18, 2007.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Mildred and Earl





    Mildred, 93, was despondent over the

    recent death of her husband Earl,

    so she decided to just kill herself

    and join him in death.


    Thinking it would be best to get it

    over with quickly, she took out Earl's old

    Army pistol and made the decision to

    shoot herself in the heart since it was

    so badly broken in the first place.


    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become

    a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called

    her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.


    "Since you're a woman,"

    the doctor said,

    "your heart is just below your left breast.

    Why do you ask?"


    She hung up without answering


    Later that night,

    Mildred was admitted to the hospital

    with a gunshot wound to her knee.