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Might not hear

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 19, 2004.


  1. okie

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    A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't
    sleep at night. When I'm in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that
    I won't hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I
    do?"

    "Easy," said the doctor. "Just take the carpet off the floor."