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Mideast Mystery?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Sep 8, 2004.


  1. Bannack

    Bannack
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    -MIDEAST MYSTERY?

    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim

    terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

    Let's see now:


    No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders,

    No baseball, No football, No basketball,

    No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.

    No Home Depot.

    No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish,

    or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

    More than one wife.

    Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from

    the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

    Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

    No chocolate chip cookies.

    No Christmas.

    You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.

    You can't shower to wash off the smell of

    donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

    The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

    Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your
    donkey,

    but your donkey has a better disposition.

    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really,



    "IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE" ??
     
  2. StoneGiant

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    You may be onto something.....

    Makes more sense than the crap being printed by the New York Times.
     

  3. skorpio

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    Arsenal? Me?

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    What's the difference between a middle eastern woman and a football player?
    The football player will clean himself up after four periods.;P