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Michigan humor

Discussion in 'Michigan Glockers' started by JellyBelly, Sep 7, 2007.


  1. JellyBelly

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    A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."


    A German doctor says, "That is nothing. we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."


    A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."


    The Canadian doctor, not to be out done, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We took a woman with no brains, sent her to Michigan where she became Governor, and now half the state is out looking for work."
     

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  2. MakeMineaP99

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    :laughabove: :laughabove: :animlol: :animlol: :agree:

    Not from MI, but still it's still funny, because it's true.
     

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    It's funny becuase its true.

    :cheers:
     
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    Yeah, that's depressing. I can't believe she got re-elected.

    Michigan's a nice place- too bad the economy's being completely ruined.
     
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    oops!!
     
  7. JellyBelly

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    There are many factors leading to Michigan's demise. Granholm is blamed because she's unliked anyhow (Canadian socialism with Detroit corruption) and she's the governess. She sure doesn't seem to be going to bat for Michigan, that's for sure.
     
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    she isn't the cause of the problem, but she sure as hell ain't the solution.

    i can't stand the ***** myself.