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"Mexican Lingo"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Aug 15, 2008.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    May 24, 2000
    Beaumont,Texas
    "Mexican Lingo"

    BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass... BUDWEISER face so ugly?

    BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.

    SHOULDER: My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.

    COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry> because I had to go COCKATOO!

    SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.

    JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!

    JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!

    TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!

    HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!

    BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!

    JULY: Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!

    MUSHROOM: When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left!

    CHEESE: I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!

    TEXAS: My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.

    WATER: My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!

    HERPES: Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.

    HIGHWAY: I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona...you scared me!!!

    HORCHATA: You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!

    FRITO: After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!

    :supergrin:
     

  2. Jazz5

    Jazz5

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    Mar 25, 2002
    South Alabama
    Good stuff! :rofl: