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Mexican Jews

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 10, 2003.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Two Jewish men, Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.

    "Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in Mexico?"

    "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

    When the waiter came by, Al asked him "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

    "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir, no Mexican Jews."

    "Are you sure?" Al asked.

    "I will check again, sir, the waiter replied and went back into the kitchen.

    While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

    When the waiter returned, he said, "Sir, no Mexican Jews!"

    Are you really sure? Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."

    "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!"
     
  2. shu

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    BK keeps touting their juicy hamburgers.
    Next visit i think i'll try some.
    Who could resist? A hot steaming cup, or a full supersize
    44 oz. container of chilled hamburger juice over ice.