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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 27, 2007.


  1. okie

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    Two women talking:

    Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

    Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

    Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I would love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think!

    Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that was afraid it would accent my long neck.

    Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

    Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.


    Now, two men are talking:

    Man 1: Haircut?
    Man 2: Yeah.
     
  2. Frijj

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