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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, May 18, 2009.


  1. Jay9928

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    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
    contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
    hand , and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of

    your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH
    IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely . If you
    should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
    premises.

    Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or
    both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
    Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
    repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
    you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
    controlling your life.
     
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