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May-December marriage

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 18, 2003.


  1. okie

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    It was a May-December marriage, and as the old
    man climbed in to
    bed for the first time with his new bride, he asked,
    "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding
    night?"

    "Yes," she cooed, kissing him lightly, "She told me everything."

    "Good," said the elderly gentleman as he turned out the
    light, "because I've forgotten."