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Maxine On Coffee

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 16, 2007.

  1. Too Much Coffee man!

    You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When..

    You answer the door before people knock.

    You ski uphill.

    You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

    You speed walk in your sleep.

    You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."

    You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

    You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

    You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

    You sleep with your eyes open.

    You have to watch videos in fast-forward.