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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Oct 31, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    This equation should be taught in all math classes!
    >>
    >> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
    >>
    >> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
    >> about
    >> those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
    >> those
    >> meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving
    >> 103%?
    >> What makes up 100% in life?
    >>
    >> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    >> questions:
    >>
    >> If:
    >> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    >> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    >>
    >> Then:
    >> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    >> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    >>
    >> and
    >> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    >> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
    >>
    >> But,
    >> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    >> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
    >>
    >> And,
    >> B-U-L-L-S-H-*-*
    >> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
    >>
    >> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
    >>
    >> A-8-8-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    >> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
    >>
    >> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
    >> Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
    >> Bullsh88
    >> and A88 kissing that will put you over the top.