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# math classes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Oct 31, 2005.

1. ### Nowhere Man

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May 22, 2003
North Port, FL
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
>>
>> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
>>
>> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
>> those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
>> those
>> meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving
>> 103%?
>> What makes up 100% in life?
>>
>> questions:
>>
>> If:
>> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>>
>> Then:
>> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>>
>> and
>> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>>
>> But,
>> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>>
>> And,
>> B-U-L-L-S-H-*-*
>> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>>
>> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>>
>> A-8-8-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>>
>> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
>> Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
>> Bullsh88
>> and A88 kissing that will put you over the top.