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Math class 2005 style

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Feb 3, 2005.


  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man
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    Subject: math class..


    Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help.

    While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

    Why do I tell you this?

    Please read more about the "history of teaching math":

    Teaching Math In 1950
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
    His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

    Teaching Math In 1960
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
    His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

    Teaching Math In 1970
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

    Teaching Math In 1980
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

    Teaching Math In 1990
    By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of making a living?
    Topic for class participation after answering the question:
    How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the
    trees. (There are no wrong answers.)

    Teaching Math In 2005
    El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La
    cuesta de production es.............
     
  2. Trebuchet

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    Sláinte !

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    The scary thing is you aren't far off...;g
     

  3. NightWolfe

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    lol .. I was thinking to myself .. this guy must be from FL .. LMAO sure enough you are ;f
     
  4. DeadMansLife

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    Sad, but very true...;Q