Avery, a confirmed bachelor, was visited by the neighborhood matchmaker. "Mr. Avery," she counseled, "Don't leave it too long...you need a good woman to share your life, and do I have the girl for you!" "I don't need a woman," Avery replied. "I have two sisters at home." "But Mr. Avery, your sisters can't do for you the wonderful things that a loving, devoted wife can do," she smirked. "I said they were sisters," he smirked back..."I did't say they were mine!"