When Marsha got home, I was in the back yard trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds then it came crashing back down. I tried this approach a few more times all the while Marsha Lou is watching from the kitchen window. Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything Marsha opens the window and yells to me, "You need more tail." I turned totally confused and says, "Make up your mind. Last week ya told me to go fly a kite!"