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Married? to a racoon???

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by Kimelac, Dec 20, 2008.


  1. Kimelac

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    Those must have been some powerful berries...
















































    It was a girl racoon, right?:dunno:
     

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    Call the police!!!

    The exterminator sprayed me in the face with rat posion,..... again!

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    I figured this would be about some PETA whackjob....?
     
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    I'm not gonna eat anymore of them damn berries ... and the next time I see a racoon, we're just gonna be friends!

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Woah! this guy is full of candy, like a giant pinata!:tongueout:
     
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    is this true? 9 out of 10 african children die every minute?

    It's true... what with all that hot sun, leeches, and no speed limits!
     
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    Oh my god! 9 more just died!

    Open your eyes people, take a pamphlet!!!

    :rofl:

    Edited to add that this is a hell of a time to play hungry hungry hippo
     
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    maybe I could write a book about how things taste?

    you know, non food things... I have a curious tongue. ;)
     
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    Plays well with zebras!

    Expert stick thrower!

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    It just keeps getting better.
     
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    Cactus - painful, but worth it.
     
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    I am totally lost.

    Racoons are cute, though. Even without the rabies and the brain eating parasites they carry.
     
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    Do you think we can steal things that are on my list? We're out of deoderant, fig newtons, underwear....
     
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    Obongo's sugar daddy just took a dirt nap and we're rich!
     
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    Anytime I see "racoon" on GT, I think of this picture-

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    well, at least it's a reply...:rofl::rofl:
     
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    Drunk much??
     
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    No problem Crabman, besides what kind of man doesn't help his ex-wife to make bail.
     
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