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married 50 years

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  1. barstoolguru

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    There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
    Sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said<o:p></o:p>
    To his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."<o:p></o:p>
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    "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting<o:p></o:p>
    Here at This breakfast table together."<o:p></o:p>
    <o:p> </o:p>
    "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as<o:p></o:p>
    Jaybirds fifty years ago."<o:p></o:p>
    <o:p> </o:p>
    "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"<o:p></o:p>
    <o:p> </o:p>
    He agreed, so the two old folks stripped to the buff and sat back<o:p></o:p>
    down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady<o:p></o:p>
    breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago!"
    "I'm not surprised," grinned Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the<o:p></o:p>
    other's in your oatmeal!!!" :rofl:<o:p></o:p>