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Marriage

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    * Marriage is the most expensive way I know of for each partner to discover all of the other's faults.
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    * It's been said that marriage is like a novel unfolding. Yeah ! Right !!! But... the hero dies in the first chapter.
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    * Our neighbor Kim's husband told her he wanted more "space"... So, she locked him out of the house.
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    * Marriage is the only war I ever heard of where you sleep with the enemy.