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"Marketing Marvel"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 27, 2005.


  1. okie

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    "Marketing Marvel"

    John, the shopkeeper was dismayed when
    a brand new business much like his own
    opened up next door to the right, and erected
    a huge sign which read:
    BEST DEALS

    He was horrified when another competitor opened
    up on his left side, and announced its arrival with
    an even larger sign, reading:
    LOWEST PRICES

    John was panicked, until he got a terrific idea. He
    put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It
    read: MAIN ENTRANCE.