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Mark your calendars...patriotic duty!!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Howling Moose, Nov 26, 2003.

  1. Howling Moose

    Howling Moose

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    MARK YOUR CALENDARS


    We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.


    All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.


    The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!


    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
     
  2. Ghosty

    Ghosty Free American

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    Now that's a anti-terrorism measure I fully support! ;?





    ;f ;i ;f
     

  3. Shouldn't we have our "Homeland Defense" rifles sitting on the other side of the lawn chair just in case we see a terrorist?
     
  4. Bandito27

    Bandito27

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    Ill be there.. ;?
     
  5. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

    Well if its for homeland security....im IN!!!! ;f ;?