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Discussion in 'The US Marine Corps Forum' started by reconvic, Jun 30, 2007.

  1. reconvic

    reconvic Recon Marine

    Feb 27, 2005
    Mesa, Az.
    FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

    MARINE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught

    FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the
    fat chick you tried to pick up

    FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no
    one is late for the ride home.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set up rally
    points and an E & E route.

    FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ******ed
    up...but hey, that **** was fun "

    FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    MARINE FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to get the damn sand out of
    your clit and quit crying.

    FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who
    bought it in the first place.

    FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave
    them alone.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and
    hope for the tag team.

    FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

    FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

    FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

    FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of
    the bar.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you
    on the way out.

    FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are
    sorry you couldn't come.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along,
    and try to steal free drinks all night

    FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
    "*****, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know we don't
    waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

    FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

    MARINE Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

    FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

    MARINE FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes
    later "okay, just one more!".

    FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.

    MARINE FRIENDS: Will knock them the ****** out!!

    FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

    MARINE FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
  2. gruntmedik

    gruntmedik Honk Honk CLM

    Jan 2, 2005
    Taylorsville, KY
    Those are so true Vic, Thanks. :thumbsup: :usmc:

  3. chadb1019

    chadb1019 Cpl. Punishment

    Jul 1, 2007
    Right here
  4. 2952


    Aug 31, 2006
    On the beach
  5. billwade


    Nov 28, 2004
    That's what makes being a Marine so much fun.
  6. Kingslayer

    Kingslayer My New Title

    Jan 20, 2006
    Port Charlotte, Florida
    Yep. I can't tell you how many times I've been on the giving and receiving ends of all of those.
  7. Slindsay08


    Apr 8, 2007
    M.C. Ohio
    Can't wait until i experience the whole list lol
  8. 02LimitedX

    02LimitedX 0311

    Jul 30, 2006
    CIN, OH
    Me too! Less than 2 weeks now til Parris Island!
  9. 2952


    Aug 31, 2006
    On the beach
    There is no stealing other peoples gear. There has only been one thief in the entire history of the Corps. The rest are just trying to get their gear back.
    Semper Fi
  10. Batesmotel


    Apr 5, 2007
    Semper ********** Fi!
  11. bayerta

    bayerta Former Marine

    Mar 9, 2003
    North Carolina
    Oh so true...

    No, he meant STEAL (Strategic Transfer of Equipment to an Alternate Location)