MARINE' BUMPER STICKERS -Heaven won't take us and Hell's afraid we'll take over. -USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight. -When in doubt, empty the magazine. -To err is human, to forgive is divine, however neither is Marine Corps policy. -Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. -There are two types of people: Marines, and those that wish they were. -Martyrs or Marines, who do you think will get the virgins? -All men are created equal, then some become Marines. -It's not an attitude problem, we are that good. -U.S. Marines: Travel agents to Allah. -First Iraq, then France. -"We're Marines, we took Iwo Jima, Baghdad ain't crap." (Gen. Kelly) -It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting. -Marine sergeants think their only flaw is their excessive modesty. -Except for ending slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, war has never solved anything.