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Marine' Bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 29, 2004.


  1. okie

    okie
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    MARINE' BUMPER STICKERS

    -Heaven won't take us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.
    -USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight.
    -When in doubt, empty the magazine.
    -To err is human, to forgive is divine, however neither is Marine Corps policy.
    -Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
    -There are two types of people: Marines, and those that wish they were.
    -Martyrs or Marines, who do you think will get the virgins?
    -All men are created equal, then some become Marines.
    -It's not an attitude problem, we are that good.
    -U.S. Marines: Travel agents to Allah.
    -First Iraq, then France.
    -"We're Marines, we took Iwo Jima, Baghdad ain't crap." (Gen. Kelly)
    -It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.
    -Marine sergeants think their only flaw is their excessive modesty.
    -Except for ending slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, war has never solved anything.
     
  2. StoneGiant

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    ;z ;c ;z
     

  3. milkdud

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    I AM A
    M-A-R-R-E-E-N-E (Crossed out)

    M-U-R-E-E-N (Crossed out)

    M-A-R-I-I-N-E (Crossed out)

    OH, HELL! I KICK BUTT!
     
  4. scottlang

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    Bumper sticker:

    Jesus Loves You
    Allah wants your head
     
  5. Glockdude1

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    CLM

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    HOO RAH, SEMPER FI CARRY ON!!!!!!!

    ;N