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Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by windplex, Apr 30, 2012.

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  1. windplex

    windplex

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    http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/04/30/calif-man-sues-bmw-for-persistent-erection/

    He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. ... Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

    Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”

     
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  2. M&P15T

    M&P15T Beard One

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    At least check the first friggin'page before you post on a hot topic.......jeeeze!!!
     

  3. Diesel McBadass

    Diesel McBadass Tactically Epic

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    Id hate to be the judge, being requiredto keep a straight face when his claim is read.
     
  4. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    He should do Viagra commercials. He would at least make some money.

    His lawsuit?

    Flacid.

    :cool:
     
  5. DustyJacket

    DustyJacket Directiv 10-289

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    Wait a moment. Let me understand...

    He has had an erection for 20 months, but he can't have sex? :dunno:

    Maybe he is just confused about how that whole sex ting works. :therapy:

    I want to know what kind of seat it is and put it on MY motorcycle. Then for the next 20 months.... :banana:
     
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    Hmm... somethin' tells me he's approaching this all wrong... :cool:
     
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    Yet another frivolous lawsuit. I hope he gets "boned" by the courts.
     
  9. zagzig

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    Something tells me it won't stand in court.
     
  10. truetopath

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    He must have fallen on hard times to pursue a lawsuit like this :whistling:
     
  11. TSAX

    TSAX USAF Vet

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    Could have bet money someone would put up this smiley but does anyone have the nerve to actually post a pic :outtahere:










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  12. FL Airedale

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    He's lying. If he had an erection that long the blood in the corpus cavernosum would have coagulated in the first couple of days and his friend would end up gangrenous.

    This would happen in days, not months.

    Personally, I'm thinking about buying one of those seats. :cool:
     
  13. Glockdude1

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    If the mans name was RICHARD, aka........... ahhh, never mind.....

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    Is the seat called the Liberator???

    :tongueout:
     
  15. GioaJack

    GioaJack Conifer Jack

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    So, let me get this straight, he has a motorcycle seat he can't use but has gained a built-in bath towel rack.

    What's the problem?


    Jack
     
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    Hey Now
     
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  19. domin8ss

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    If this works for guys, I wonder if it works for girls too.

    :goingtobuymotorcyclenowandgivinghotyoungblonderidehome:
     
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    :rofl:, well done :goodpost:










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