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Man Shoots Girlfriend for not taking the Zombie Apocalypse Seriously

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Altaris, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. I wonder if she had two black eyes before he shot her. :supergrin:

    What a moron.
     
  2. JAS104

    JAS104 NRA Life Member

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    I love the ".22 Caliber Assault Rifle" part.
    Them some seriously mean plinking guns, lol.
     

  3. JAS104

    JAS104 NRA Life Member

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  4. frank4570

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    I didn't think they were allowed to own guns in that part of the country.
     
  5. glock_collector

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    So.......if your chick is a zombie and ya french kisser and end up with one of her teefe in your mouth is it alright to keep the aformentioned item or do ya gotta give it back??
     
  6. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Would a Necrophiliac be attracted to a Zombie???

    :dunno:
     
  7. dogmower

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    y'all are taking this way to lightly. this POS is the worst enemy we gun owners have. anti-gunners use cases like this one, provided by numb-nuts here, to gradually take away our rights. hopefully this dumbass will get a nice long prison sentence, and by the time he gets out of jail, he won't be interested in girls anymore, since he will be one.
     
  8. countrygun

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    Depends if the zombie is wearing the favorite cologne of necro's

    "Old Slice"
     
  9. Glockdude1

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    :rofl:
     
  10. racerford

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    Did you base this off the sensationalized article that was fast and loose with the facts, or the more factual AMNY article?

    He may be an idiot, or careless, or a maniac. It is hard to tell. He claimed it was an accident. The gun discharged as he he followed her upstairs, after she said "come on let's go to bed". She was shot with a .22 rifle (think Ruger 10/22) not an assault rifle.

    If you saw a pictue of him, you have to know he would shot a woman that made that offer. Maybe to get one to stay, but not one that made that offer, no matter what she looked like.
     
  11. fusegsp

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    I'd say there's a pretty good chance since their birth control method is shot. It did say a bullet "punctured her diaphragm."
     
  12. Angry Fist

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    PCP would have prevented this.
     
  13. Booker

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    Karma would demand that she reanimate and then chew his face off!
     
  14. M&P Shooter

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    Would you hit a fresh not yet decaying Salma Hayek zombie?
    See these are the questions about the zombie invasion that bother me:whistling:


     
  15. bobtheelf

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    A what?:dunno:
     
  16. Altaris

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    Not sure about Zombie Hayek, but Vampire Hayek in the movie From Dusk Till Dawn..... Hell Yeah!!