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Man of the House

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Roadking522, Mar 30, 2005.

  1. > Man of the House
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    > A man had just finished reading his book, "Man of the House" while
    > making his commute home from work._By the time he reached home, he
    > stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife, pointing
    > his finger in her face, he said, "From__now on I want you to know that
    > I am the man of the house and my word__is__law! You are to prepare me
    > a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm__finished eating my meal, I
    > expect a scrumptious dessert afterward.__Then, after dinner, you're
    > going to draw my bath so I can relax. And__when I'm finished with my
    > bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
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    > "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR WOULD BE MY GUESS," said his wife.