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Man Killed At Golf Course

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Jan 26, 2011.


  1. Mrs Glockrunner

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    A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's
    tee while a foursome of women is hitting
    from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking
    their time.

    When the final lady is ready to hit her ball,
    she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over
    and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks
    it another ten feet and finally hacks it
    another five feet.

    She looks up at the patiently waiting men
    and says apologetically, "I guess all those
    "F------ LESSONS I took over the winter
    didn't help!!"

    One of the men immediately responds,
    "Well, there you have it. You should have
    taken golf lessons, instead!"

    He never EVEN had a chance to duck.....

    He was only.... 43.......
     

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  2. Skykevver

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    Still laughing....:rofl:
     

  3. LarryD1130

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    Good one.
     
  4. SCmasterblaster

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  6. beaversgs

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    Freakin' Hilarious....