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Man hopes to win a python, gets Darwin award instead

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by CitizenOfDreams, Oct 9, 2012.

  1. DARKSHADOW

    DARKSHADOW My Work Hobby CLM

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    Think of them as pet fish that you can carry out of the tank; and can bite you.

    I too like snakes, but I don't own one.
     
  2. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    You can freeze it and make a spear.
     

  3. And if you leave the head unfrozen, you can make a biting spear. How cool is that? :cool:
     
  4. TeeJay37

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    Gotta love creative answers. I like them as a curiosity. Like if someone has one, I might touch it. Other than that, not very interesting to me. Watching a constrictor eat is pretty cool, but I think my rats are cuter and more fun to watch than any snake, so I couldn't imagine constantly killing one.
     
  5. glock_19guy1983

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    I had sex with a girl that could pass for a wookie once after a night of heavy drinking. It wasnt that bad.:rofl::shocked:
     
  6. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    I hope you made her feel proud to be an American. :supergrin:
     
  7. RedTop

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    LOL... Classic.
     
  8. Dragoon189

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    Must have han an open bar before the 'snacks.' They did say it was an expensive snake, I have heard of some going for 75k.
     
  9. geofri

    geofri Poikilotherm™ Lifetime Member

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    knowing who Ben Siegel is, the snake was most likely quite valuable.

    This would not have been a "pet snake".
     
  10. Lampshade

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    The gun show crowd and the reptile show crowd are pretty similar with the reptile folks having a few more piercings and the gun show people leaning a bit more towards big guts and grey facial hair.
     
  11. Psychman

    Psychman NRA Life Member

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  12. DAIadvisor

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    Probably a pre-existing condition that kicked in at the wrong time. If you're eating cockroaches, worms and whatever the hell else he was chewing on, you've got some problems.
     
  13. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    I ate a roach once.

    Had to the cop was walking up to my car :whistling:
     
  14. RWBlue

    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    There are a lot of things I would do for 2.7 Million dollars.

    But if I were to eat bugs and worms, I want to know where they came from.
     
  15. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

    Been there:wavey: