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Male/Female Translations

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 4, 2002.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female......Any part under a car’s hood.
    Male........The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female......Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
    Male........Playing football without a cup.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
    Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
    Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
    Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.

    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
    Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding.

    7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve..
    Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.