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Making the grade

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 4, 2006.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    A student comes to a young professor's office
    hours. She glances down the hall, closes
    his door, kneels pleadingly.

    "I would do anything to pass this exam."

    She leans closer to him, flips back her hair,
    gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

    "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...
    **anything**!!!"

    He returns her gaze. "Anything???"

    "Yes,... Anything!!!"

    His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you......
    er...study???"
     
  2. fastvfr

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    No! Anything but THAT!!!

    ;f ;a ;f ;a ;f
     

  3. Road Dog

    Road Dog
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    "But I'll have to study for longer than 30 minutes!"