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Making a Woman Happy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by whogasak47, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. whogasak47

    whogasak47 JPFO-GOA

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    It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.
    A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend 2. a companion
    3. a lover 4. a brother
    5. a father 6. a master
    7. a chef 8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter 10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic 12. a decorator
    13. a stylist 14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer 20. a good listener
    21. an organizer 22. a good father
    23. very clean 24. sympathetic
    25. athletic 26. warm
    27. attentive 28. gallant
    29. intelligent 30. funny
    31. creative 32. tender
    33. strong 34. understanding
    35. tolerant 36. prudent
    37. ambitious 38. capable
    39. courageous 40. determined
    41. true 42. dependable
    43. passionate 44. compassionate
    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    45. give her compliments regularly 46. love
    shopping
    47. be honest 48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out 50. not look at other
    girls
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food and Beer



    Good Luck and Ride Safe
    :thumbsup: