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Mai Wang

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by xcrewman, Jan 4, 2003.

  1. xcrewman

    xcrewman Desk Jockey

    Jul 18, 2001
    Death Valley, CA
    Imagine if i had a pet dog and named it MAI WANG:

    Hey mom ill be right down im playing with MAI WANG.

    My sister loves to pet MAI WANG.

    MAI WANG is over 2 feet long.

    My girlfriend loves when MAI WANG rubs against her.

    Hey dad, MAI WANG just threw up you wanna clean it?

    Whenever I go for a walk people always stop to ask me where's MAI
    I can play with MAI WANG for hours without getting bored
  2. And don't forget the time when MAI WANG's head got slammed in the door.

    I only wash MAI WANG once every two weeks.

    MAI WANG tore a hole through the screen door.

    Sometimes MAI WANG gets fleas.

    MAI WANG often hangs out the car window when I'm driving.

  3. Have you seen Mai Wang?

    Mai Wang has been missing for two days.

    Mai Wang made a puddle on the floor.

    It's time to get shots for Mai Wang.