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MacDoogan

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mpol777, May 31, 2002.

  1. mpol777

    mpol777 Feral Member

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    MacDoogan was sitting in the local pub drinking his whiskey when a younger lad sat down beside him. after a few minutes of silence MacDoogan takes a sip of whiskey and says to the lad.

    "you see that bridge over there?"

    as he points out the window.

    "I built that bridge with me own to hands and the sweat off my brow. but do they call me MacDoogan the bridge builder? Nooooooo."

    not sure what to make of it the lad keeps quiet and drinks his beer. MacDoogan takes another sip of whiskey and points out the window to a large stone wall.

    "You see that wall over there? I built that wall with me own two hads and the sweat off my brow. but do they call me MacDoogan the wall builder? Nooooooo."

    MacDoogan finishes his glass of whiskey and points to a cottage on top of the hill.

    "You see that cottage over there? I built that cottage with me own two hands and the sweat off my brow. but do they call me MacDoogan the carpenter? Nooooooo.

    But you screw one sheep!"