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Loving Husband

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.

    After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...,"

    To which the doctor replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder."I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

    "No, that's not it," the woman confessed.

    "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."​
     
  2. Bearlaker

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    LOL, thanks, I needed that.
     

  3. kyletx1911a1

    kyletx1911a1

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    be kind and get her a riding mower
     
  4. freespirit34

    freespirit34 BMFTSY

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    She forgot to ask how long she could continue to bring him his beer as well !!
     
  5. kyletx1911a1

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    ohhh good call didnt think about that
     
  6. fwm

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    My first wife insisted on mowing our large lawn.
    After she finally left me, I realized she did it to get away from me for a while.