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"Love Poetry"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Aug 5, 2008.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Love Poetry"

    1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life.

    2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.

    4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

    5. I thought that I could love no other,
    that is until I met your brother.

    6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'sempty and so is your head.

    7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
    But don't take that paper bag off your face.

    8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    9.My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'


    11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.


    WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING????

    :supergrin:
     
  2. Junkyard Dawg

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    The above couplets were entries as the result of the Washington Post holding a competition asking for the most romantic first line and finishing with the least romantic second line.
     

  3. Tinleysdaddy

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    :rofl::rofl:that is so wrong, but is so damn funny:rofl::rofl: