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lousy lover

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bill Powell, Aug 21, 2004.


  1. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell
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    My ex and I had just finished what I thought was a mutually satisfying love making session. We had met young, and she was a virgin, as was I, and we were maturing together. After we relaxed a bit she looked over at me and said, "You know, you're a lousy lover." I kicked her butt out of bed so hard she landed six feet away.

    "What did you do that for?" she asked, "all I did was call you a lousy lover."

    I said, " I may be a lousy lover, but I didn't kick you out of bed for that. I kicked you out of bed because you know the damned difference."