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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 25, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The wife appeared at the breakfast table in curlers and a worn
    bathrobe. The husband looked up from his newspaper and said, "Why
    can't you look like you did when we were first married?" "How can I?"
    she snapped back. "I'm not pregnant!"