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Looking For A Spouse

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 2, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Looking For A Spouse

    A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and said,- "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"

    The marriage officer said, "You're requirements please."

    "Well, let me see. Needs to be good-looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

    The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television."