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Looking for a good man

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by grayelky, Jun 20, 2008.

  1. grayelky


    Aug 8, 2006
    Metro Atlanta
    A lady places a personal ad in the paper that reads, “Looking for a man who won’t beat me, won’t run out on me, and is good in bed.” Days later her doorbell rings, and she opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs.

    “I’m here in response to your personal ad,” he says. “I don’t have arms, so I can’t beat you. And I don’t have legs, so I can’t run out on you.”

    “But I need a good lover too,” she replies.

    “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

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