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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, Mar 11, 2009.


  1. Blitzer

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    NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!

    All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. <o:p></o:p>​
    Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.<o:p></o:p>​


    • Workloads getting to you? <o:p></o:p>
    • Feeling stressed? <o:p></o:p>
    • Too many priorities and assignments? <o:p></o:p>

    Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
    [FONT=&quot]Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] (See Fig 1.)[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Fig 1.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Fig 2.
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    [​IMG][FONT=&quot]Apply as shown in Fig 3.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Fig 3.
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    Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!

    The Management