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Little Tommy and Dan Rather on a plane...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 21, 2004.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    State of Confusion
    Dan Rather of CBS News was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers."

    Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to Rather, "What would you like to discuss?"

    "Oh, I don't know." said Rather, "How about politics? Should we keep Bush as president or elect Kerry?"

    "OK," said Little Tommy, "that could be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out flat patties and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass. Why do you think that is?"

    "Jeez" said Rather, "I have no idea."

    "Well then," said Little Tommy, "how is it you feel qualified to discuss who should run this country when you don't know s#!t?";P
     

  2. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    why is everyone picking on dan rather lately?












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  3. zzzarkt

    zzzarkt SARCASMOBLASTER

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    THATS ABOUT ENOUGH OF THAT!

    Dan Rather is my best friend...................he showed me a memo that proved it.