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Little Leroy writes to God

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    Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His
    birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his
    mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

    Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at
    school and at home. Leroy’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to
    get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.

    Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his
    behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how
    you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you
    deserve a bike for your birthday."
    Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

    Letter 1

    Dear God,

    I have been a very good boy this year and I would
    like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
    Your friend,
    Leroy

    Leroy knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a
    very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and
    started over.

    Letter 2

    Dear God,
    This is your friend Leroy. I have been a good boy
    this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
    Thank you.
    Your friend,
    Leroy

    Leroy knew that this wasn't true either. So he tore
    up the letter and started again.

    Letter 3

    Dear God,
    I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would
    really like a bike for my birthday.
    Leroy

    Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God
    either. So, Leroy wrote a fourth letter.

    Letter 4

    God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I
    am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send
    me a bike for my birthday. PLEASE!!!
    Thank you,
    Leroy

    Leroy knew, even if it were true, this letter was
    not going to get him a bike.
    Now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and
    told his Mom that he wanted to go to church.
    Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked, as
    Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for
    dinner," Leroy's mother told him.

    Leroy walked down the street to the church on the
    corner. Little Leroy went into the church and up to
    the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was
    there. Leroy bent down and picked up a statue of
    the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and
    ran out of the church, down the street, into
    the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to
    his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a
    pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God.

    Letter 5

    God,

    I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
    SEND THE BIKE!

    Signed,

    YOU KNOW WHO
     
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