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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 23, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    Little Johnny went up to his mother one day and asked her, "Mommy, where did I come from?"

    His mother, deciding it was about time, took him into the bedroom, pulled down her panties and pointed to her crotch. "This is where you came from , Johnny."

    Johnny was quite satisfied and went outside to play.

    While he was in the front yard he started to skip about and was singing, "Boy, am I lucky... Boy, am I lucky!"

    His friend noticed his extreme joy and asked, "Why do you think you are so lucky?"

    Johnny replied, "Another two inches and I would be a t*rd."