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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 23, 2003.


  1. Glockrunner

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    Little Johnny went up to his mother one day and asked her, "Mommy, where did I come from?"

    His mother, deciding it was about time, took him into the bedroom, pulled down her panties and pointed to her crotch. "This is where you came from , Johnny."

    Johnny was quite satisfied and went outside to play.

    While he was in the front yard he started to skip about and was singing, "Boy, am I lucky... Boy, am I lucky!"

    His friend noticed his extreme joy and asked, "Why do you think you are so lucky?"

    Johnny replied, "Another two inches and I would be a t*rd."